Welcome to Just South of Normal; a site all about the comings and goings of my life.

Given that I’m fairly average, the common thought would be “boring and so what”.  Unfortunately…it’s the people in my life that make my average life not so boring. 

From the outside, I’m a sane mundane human being.  I have a normal life, filled with normal family and friends, and not much happens out of the ordinary.

Once the threshold is opened…suddenly realization hits.  My dog likes to climb trees and is constantly thinking up new ways to drive me insane.  Not only does my daughter think that the ant she captured two summers ago is still alive (she has never fed it), but her latest excuse why she shouldn’t clean her room is that it might make her sweat.  My ex-husband and I do not get along.  In fact, there are many times I wonder why I know him.  Oh…and there’s my biological sister.  I swear she was abducted by aliens on the day of my birth.

Needless to say…my life happens to be just south of normal.

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